Pirates 'R Us

Ahoy, matey! Captain Tonka Redbeard here, and we need yer help. We been stockin’ up ta have a mighty sale on bandanas ta celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day. But those weevil-eatin’ Red Lash pirates sniffed out our cargo ship and plundered our booty!

Those scurvy-infested, land-lubbin, sorry excuses for pirates have retreated into the protection o’ the Pirates’ Grotto. Get in thar and toss ’em into Davy Jones’ Locker! Any bandanas you recover are yours ta keep.

The followin’ Red Lash members be the pirates holdin’ our booty:

• Red Lash archer
• Red Lash boarder
• Red Lash bosun
• Red Lash butcher
• Red Lash buccaneer
• Red Lash clawrider
• Red Lash cleaver
• Red Lash crusher
• Red Lash cutthroat
• Red Lash enforcer
• Red Lash freebooter
• Red Lash marauder
• Red Lash mate
• Red Lash overseer
• Red Lash petty officer
• Red Lash reaper
• Red Lash sentinel
• Red Lash slayer
• Red Lash swashbuckler
• Red Lash veteran

The cargo-thieving, lice-infested Red Lash pirates will only have the booty for the weekend, so get out there and get yer fill. Come Monday, September 21 at 11 a.m. PDT, the Red Lash pirates will have moved their goods and won’t have the bandanas in their possession any longer. Happy plunderin’!