Yeah, you snoozing at your keyboard! What's the matter? Your MMO not challenging you? Frustrated because some n00b insists on standing in the fire? Getting carpal tunnel from doing the Raid Finger Dance? Let's all sing it together—tab, 1, 2, 3...tab, 1, 2, 3. Blah blah.
Yeah, not much challenge when you can faceroll your way through a boss fight. Forget easy mode. BE hard mode! It's time to break the chains of boredom! Don't be some quest slave, sleepwalking through your dailies! Earn each victory! Take on real challenges! It's time for your skills to take center stage, not some random number generator!
Are you an MMO-FO? That depends. Are you sick of endless, repetitive gaming? Do you hate coma-inducing gameplay? Are you tired of tab-targeting? Would you like to actually dodge an attack? Do you think your skills should affect the outcome of a fight? You do?
Ding! You're an MMO-FO. Gratz.
It's time for something new! Not just a rehash of the same old thing, but a new game that puts you at the heart of the action. Don't script me something great, let me carve something great with my bloody swords! It's not about timing or events—it's about skill and taking control! Outthink, outsmart—outfight your opponents!
So, how about it—are you an MMO-FO?
Declare your MMO-FOness!
You feelin’ it yet? About time. Now it’s our turn to ask the questions. Pop quiz, hotshot: